A Troll is Not a Familiar lyrics

We're boozing through this campaign The gold has filled our bags The underdark left not a mark On any of the lads The boys are feeling generous Let's find ourselves a stray A wild wee companion That is worthy of our name More substantial than a raven An owl, or a hawk We came across a creature And we woke him with a rock But the troll is not a familiar Look at the size of him, are you mad? Don't try to pet him, lad, he might kill ya When did the druid get in his hand? Don't give him a name, he doesn't speak common He only knows how to tear you to shreds 'Cause a troll is not a familiar So it's on to the next before we end up dead Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Well, that could have gone better It took us by surprise The druid's still recovering The bard is traumatized Let's pour ourselves a pick me up What's that there in the webs? We drank the round, then charged right in And tamed it in its nest Now ain't this thing a beauty I think she'll fit right in Let's make this creature feel at home It got out Oh fuck! A giant spider's not a familiar Too many eyes and too many legs Don't try to pet the thing, it might kill ya Somebody slay it before it lays eggs Now it's trying to eat the ranger And the camp is covered in webs 'Cause a spider's not a familiar So it's on to the next before we end up dead Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Who suggested and arachnid? What the hell was in his drink? Let's give this one more go Before we're far too drunk to think We spotted something glimmering It's heating up the air We found ourselves a mighty wyrm From deep within a lair The bard walks right towards the beast And whispers in his ear It wakes and murmurs something back Yeah, he's in What? Yeah, he just want the goldH, he's coming with us Oh sick Turns out a dragon is a familiar Who would've thought he's one of the lads Just don't take his gold, he's actually chill, yeah Long as he's fed, he's totally grand Now we're OP as a party could be The main storyline be damned 'Cause we have a dragon as a familiar So it's straight to the final boss, we have a new plan Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley