Side-Side-Side Quest lyrics

The cold wind's a falling As it throttles the banners and rattles the wagon The road is a calling Now, but so are the bottles and all of the flagons Clearing out dungeons From here to far horizons Off into town to claim the bounty As a new day's a' rising The gold keeps a' pouring From the hands of the patrons, the lords and the matrons The boys are getting bored From all the devils they're slaying, the glory they're chasing Now far be it from me To not oblige a question One of the boys puts it to me That we step outside the quest line Something of substance A mission for making a name for ourselves A great deed for greater company Let's steal all the cheese in the kingdom, me brothers (what?) Wheel after wheel till there's no more in sight (did he say cheese?) We'll be the talk of the town seeing their heads spin around And the quest line can wait one more night The stench is appalling now We managed to hold it until we were leaving A new deed is calling out A magnum opus, a crowning achievement Tankards were raising As we piled into the tavern And if there's greatness just beyond our grasp Then boys, let's all be having ya The lads are a boozing now The pub is alive, and up walks a maiden Lilting her musings How I'd buy you a drink, but you're not what I'm chasing No tavern in the realm Could hold the legends we envisioned Off to the wild we all rode To search for something wildly different Something substantial Something to echo through all of the ages A feat for eternal legacy Let's tame all the wolves in the kingdom, me brothers (why?) 'Cause I have a feeling there's profit in sight We'll be the talk of the town, they're eating the cheese! Oh bollocks, nevermind It's back to the quest line tonight Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley The lads have all but sobered up The wolves have all departed Cut our losses, check the quest board Now we're back to where we started There's a job to slay a lich That killed a party of ten So, oh, he's dead What? Yeah, he got like ripped apart by a thousand wolves Was that us? Of course that's fucking us! Oh, I told you it was a sick idea! Pub? Yeah, pub Let's drink all the beers in the kingdom, me brothers Round after round till there's no more in sight We'll be the talk of the town til' we're all but near drowned And the quest line can feck off tonight Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley Ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley-ley