Whore For Dumbledore 歌词

I'm a whore for Dumbledore I'm a whore for Dumbledore I'd like to have a couple friends But they won't understand me 'Cause I just keep hitting them And I'd like to stroll around the grounds But I don't have any legs With which to move around And I'd like to ride a broomstick But I'm a stationary pony With this one awful trick Forgive me when I beat you This isn't how I'd treat you If Dumbledore had made me Just a bit less crazy I'm a whore for Dumbledore I'm a whore for Dumbledore I'd like to join you in Hogsmeade Instead of spending all my time With birds and weeds And I'd like to find an entwife too Maybe have a couple saplings And raise them strong and true But Dumbledore had other plans Like to guard some stupid passage With the swinging of my branches Forgive me when I beat you This isn't how I'd treat you If Dumbledore had made me Just a bit less crazy I'm a whore for Dumbledore I'm a whore for Dumbledore