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Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the disclaimerthis american apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might actually make you think
And will also insult your intelligence at the same timeso protect your family
This album contains explicit depictions
Of things which are real
These real things are commonly known as life
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously
If it sounds dangerous
Do not try this at home or at all
And if it offends you, just don't listen to it
