Driving With My Knee 歌词

I'm talking on the cell phone in my hand right now While the other hand's writing some directions down And I'm driving my car, wait! how can that be you ask me Hand number three? No… CHORUS: I'm driving with my knee, driving with my knee I've got both hands free, driving with my knee And I'm multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee I bought a tuna fish sandwich and some Krunch 'n Munch But I don't have to stop to have a little lunch I grab the sandwich with my hand, pick up a newspaper and read 'Cuz I'm driving with my knee I'm driving with my knee, driving with my knee I've got both hands free, driving with my knee And I'm multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee Well I get so excited with the time I save That I give the police a friendly two-handed wave And I can tell by siren and the lights that they're happy for me 'Cuz I'm driving with my knee But then I start to think that I made a big mistake When they turn their car around and start coming my way So I step on the gas, still holding my sandwich and tea I'm speeding with my knee Speeding with my knee, speeding with my knee Now I'm up around 93 Eating my lunch while I'm escaping from the State Police Speeding with my knee I'm driving with my knee, driving with my knee I've got both hands free, driving with my knee And I'm multi-tasking much more productively Driving with my knee