Joining A Fan Club 歌词

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss He stared back through is green crayola eyes She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize Joining a fan club with my friends Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 x 10's He looks so dreamy I'm in love from afar When I'm picking up a fallen star Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock' The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing Dig Down Deep 'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray Joining a fan club with my pen Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens He looks so dreamy I'm in love from afar When I'm picking up a fallen star Shake that woody Shake it for me St. Pinocchio You've paid your money, now watch that money grow Joining a fan club, best be warned He turns me on when he wears that lampshade corwn of thorns We'd be so dreamy Sharing his black caviar While I'm picking up a fallen star Joining a fan club is a big mistake I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate I wished I'd loved him Before fate crashed his car Say a prayer for the fallen star