Dirty Pant'loons 歌词

You never had a chance You doodied in your pants Pant'loons - dirty pant'loons You did the pee-pee dance You wet your fancy pants Pant'loons - dirty pant'loons I was alive for only five Shoulda played hookie and stayed at home Where the toilet was my own I had to go but I was too shy Then everything came out that was inside And in the classroom I did cry Oh momma come and get me soon I got a walnut in my pant'loons CHORUS "Take me away" cried my hidden face She held me and started down the hall Stopped by a mop-and-bucketed man Who with concern wanted to know all That's when I felt something start to fall No time for spoken words to be said As the walnut fell from my pant-leg He got his answer nodded his head Can't wait for this day to end With every moment my humility spread I'd pay good dollar just to forget That walnut that fell from my pant-leg The janitor was from Winnipeg