A Million and One Reasons 歌词

There was a little old wedding on the planet of the damned The queen of Siam married the amazing Spiderman I've got a four thousand dollar photograph to prove it's true And a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do Now there's a million little brain cells dying everyday Making me that much less accountable for the things I say I got a stack of Scientific Americans to prove its true I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do Now if you invited the whole world to your house tonight You'd have a real hard time trying to find a place to hide I got thirty plus years of experience to prove it's true I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do There was an itty-bitty bug in an elephant's ear Telling him everything that he wanted to hear And elephants never forget a thing you say its true I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do