What If God Smoked Cannabis 歌词

If God had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked Cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tie-dyed microbus And he subscribes to Rolling Stone? When God made this place in the beginning Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they'd be hungry for the apple That the snake was always offering? And yeah, yeah, God rolls great Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked Cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz When he made the platypus? When he created Earth our home? Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think he rolls his own Up there in heaven on the throne? And when the saints go marching home Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl