Pepys Diary (1971 Version) 歌词

A shy young maid has took a room down at the village inn Her bedside light is, oh, so bright, and the curtains, oh, so thin At nine o'clock, she enters her room; at half past nine, she sleeps Lord clarendon walks quickly on, but naughty Samuel peeps (For we know it's right, it's in black and white) (And it's all written down in his diary) On Tuesday night, I kissed her hand, oh, I was very keen It was eleven inches long – the biggest hand I'd seen But as I kissed her hand, a thought into my mind was put If that hand had been one inch longer, I'd have kissed a foot (For we know it's right, it's in black and white) (And it's all written down in his diary) I said: Pray tell me, what would you do if you fell in the sea one day? Would you tear all your clothes off so that you might swim away? She said: I would keep my blouse on, that's the method I'd employ For the air gets underneath it, and it acts just like a buoy (For we know it's right, it's in black and white) (And it's all written down in his diary) (For we know it's right, it's in black and white) (And it's all written down in his diary!)