Northern Birds 歌词

If you go to Bolton, If you go to Manchester or Crewe, Newcastle or Scarborough, York or Scunthorpe, Bradford, Barnsley too Or Grimsby Listen up to what we have to say Northern birds Are lazy, ugly whores who Smell of burgers. So don't have too much to drink Or you might fuck one And end up getting AIDs. There's nothing fun To be found up the M1. Northern birds are lower class slags Who take it up the arse. They're in the sack After one cider and black. But they're fucking awful rides And your dick won't touch the sides. Da da da da da daa da da da daa Northern birds Da da da da da daa da da da daa If you really have to Go up North then follow our advice Fight away the women Or you'll find yourself with pubic lice And herpes. You're much better staying in the South. Northern birds Are desparate ugly hippos Dressed in burberry With a peanut for a brain And an accent that makes you want to die. Now you've been warned They're all physically deformed. Northern birds are all obese And they're riddled with disease Try to escape Northern sex is worse than rape. Stay down South And mark my words Steer well clear of Northern birds. Da da da da da daa da da da daa Northern birds Da da da da da daa da da da daa