Clinical Colostomy 歌词

Stain-less steel doors burst open A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench By the stench... Horrified nurses scatter Foul human cess seeps Punctuation the smell Of acrid colonic contents Colonical... Numbed by the reek, Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed, With a blast from the asscheek Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table Eyes see shit, decorating the tools Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour The ribcage opens, A smell comes to the fore Brown stained lungs oozing faeces, Regurgitation ensues Disbelieving doctors from theories Manure, in puddles, From a human sewer An unbelievable reek should have drained From his pooper Gasses build up pressure Causing an ominous rumble from within A ghastly turn of events Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined Stain-less steel doors burst open Yet in the other way Phrenetic surgeons are fleeing This coprophagic mess Numbed by the reek, Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed, With a blast from the asscheek A gruesome ending To a tale of coprophagic grandeur The art of forensic scatology Had to be endured A bacteriological manifestation Which leaves no doubt Infecting bystanders With this methane gargling disease