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I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette I can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, Ijust yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose I am proud to be in such hierachal progeny From Daff Duck an Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like oter space and desert scapes and Himalayan eayeries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal You see in matters comical, unusual, nd whimsical, We are the very model of cartoon individuals!