Текст песни I Can't Stop Farting

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I got a problem and I don't know what to do HELP! I can't stop farting (4x) My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks I sit and try to take a shit outta luck My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room I got a problem and I don't know what to do HELP! I can't stop farting