Текст песни Bet On This

Gonna buy me a steel umbrella 'Cause things ain't going too well I go to bed thinking I'm in heaven When I wake up I'm in hell Take my dog for his morning walk Shit am I glad he can't talk Sooner or later it all comes back to me You can bet on this If it can happen It'll happen to me (It'll happen to me) Bet on this, if it can happen Every time it happens Why does it happen to me Gonna buy me some more insurance This asphalt surfin's getting to me Accidents are an everyday occurrence If there's a God, He's laughing at me Might as well be the invisible man See my footprints sinkin' in the quicksand Sooner or later it all comes back to me Bet on this If it can happen (It'll happen to me) Bet on this, if it can happen Everytime it happens Why does it happen to me Bet on this If it can happen (Buy me a steel umbrella) It'll happen to me Bet on this (No doubt in my mind)