Текст песни There is a bug in my soup (or soap?)

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people