Текст песни Swings Both Ways (feat. Rufus Wainwright)

I'm coming out of the sandbox You'll get covered in dog doo I'm gonna get off this seesaw Say goodbye to your mama Oh, yeah Let's get high on some pop rock Pop rock and coke I'll blow your sock off, teach you how To laugh at daddy's dirty jokes Don't hedge your bets, double down If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Turn that smile upside down Happy people don't have sex Now, Robbie, everybody swings both ways From the butchest, the bandits The fairest, the faggots And singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it, Robbie, you're a little bit gay Shall we dance? I'm getting hot on the pavement Can you find me some grass? I have a certain arrangement Up the Khyber Pass Oh, yeah, let's get high with some fruit cake Fruit cake and tea And after I've done her Well you can do me Oh boy Don't hedge your bets, double down If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town Just follow me you enormous clown Clever people don't have sex Now, Rufus, everybody swings both ways The bully, the bigot The giant, the midget And singers with everything they need Everybody swings both ways Face it, Rufus, you're a tad gay Oh, yeah? Face it, Robbie Uh-huh? You're a little bit gay