Текст песни Spadowski And His Mop

Stan's the man, Stan's the man! If he can't do it nobody can! That Stanley... Mr. Spadowski Mr. "I can clean the world!" How do you do it? You clean the toilets! And just look at those floors! Stanley, how do you do it? You're even a T.V. star! You've got your own show, but where do you go? You run and grab that mop and do your thing. The Stanley Groove! The Spadowski Swing! People! Hey, people I said, look at the Stan Man go! He's got his mop Yeah, he's on top Of this clean planet earth don't you know? Stanley, he's the master of mops Stanley, he'll bust you in the chops Stanley, keep moppin' them floors Because when the dirt's all gone, we'll find you some more! If you should be so lucky, to see him and his mop. Shake his hand and pat him on the back. He deserves it, he works harder than you or me. He's Stanley Spadowski, and he could kick our asses with his mop Quite easily.