Papa Ed's Oobe lyrics

One two three four On separate occasions (two weddings) This phenomenon occurred (two bathroom floors) My second body (too much sweating) Left my first (too much pork) I stared at myself in (I sighed at my side but) A suit on the tiles passed out (nobody outside heard how) What the hell was that about (strange it felt when I returned) And seven dwarves Used to hang out in my van I may drive a piece of shit, but I'm the man I used to walk you To the old blockbuster 'Cause I Knew you'd get so bored so quick Oh my darling, how'd you get so old so quick You are not my daughter but You are not my daughter but If I can divide for you Guess I can be your daddy too