Douche Bag Blues lyrics

"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buyingthis. This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugsand alcohol" My mother was a douche bag My sister was a douche bag I guess that makes me one too I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do I sold dynamite to the Arabs Bullets to the Jews Whiskey to the Indians And I'll get you too I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do Vinegar and water The drink that I choose I gotta tell ya brother Tastes like pussy juice Time flies when you're in a coma...