Then I'd Be Satisfied With Life lyrics

Never hit your grandma with a shovel It makes a bad impression on her mind All I want is 50 million dollars And seal silk to protect me from the cold If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street And were living in the mansion built of gold If I only owned Pennsylvania railroad And if Tuesday weld would only be my wife (oh, Tiny!) If I could only stay sixteen forever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast A champagne fountain sizzling at my feet While Rockefeller waited on the table And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat If I only owned Western Union cable And if Tuesday weld would only be my wife (tiny, I love you!) If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life Hello, my dear friend Don't run away from all this world It's a great big beautiful world With fabulous happy faces around Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life