Headless Mike lyrics

Michael was a chicken Well, a rooster to be exact He had the grave misfortune Of being on the wrong side of the axe Decapitation equals death To most that's just a given But ol' Mike saw things different So, he went on a livin' Headless Mike, the headless chicken Headless Mike refused to die Headless Mike, his heart kept tickin' Headless Mike, oh what a guy An instant celebrity He toured the country in an auto Probably the greatest thing That ever came from Colorado So, if you're feeling blue Think you've been dealt a bogus hand Just remember Headless Mike And holler Ain't life grand Headless Mike, the headless chicken Headless Mike refused to die Headless Mike, alive and kickin' Headless Mike, oh what a guy