Creeping Onions lyrics

Creeping Onions make you cry Creeping Onions, I'll tell you why They don't make a sound as they sneak into town But you can smell 'em from miles around They're raw and rude, clever but crude I mean, whoa, they really stink, dude Creeping Onions, the terrible two Creeping Onions, they're coming for you When the hour grows dark, they're out in the park Causing damage to national landmarks They're double trouble, bulbous and fat Watch out, we're gonna get squashed, splat That's right, y'all, these onions be creepin' And if you try to cut 'em, you'll be the one weepin' You'll find only wickedness lurking within When you peel off their layers of onion skin There's no escape, nowhere to run If you step to the creeping onions Creeping Onions, evil since birth Creeping Onions, roaming the Earth If they try to tangle with this here vegetable Then they'll get mangled till they're unrecognizable I'll toss 'em in a vat of oil that stings Fry 'em up and make onion rings Ha-ha-ha-ha