Fat Fun lyrics

There's so much joy In feeling a nice fat boy His softness torments my soul We'll have a frolic I'll kiss his hairy bollock His obesity makes me bold He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right Fat fun! I'm not into rubber Just a big hunk of blubber Will bring me heaven's door He's my carnal majesty Yes, cholesterol's a luxury His obesity makes me sore He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right Fat fun! There's so much fun Just sitting in the sun With a fat boy in your lap I'll kiss his orange belly It's just like Rowntree's jelly His obesity makes me sore He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right Fat fun!