Who's Got The Crack lyrics

There's no such thing As a harmless joke There's no such thing As a gentle toke There's no such thing As panama jack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack I am a goat In a moat With a boat Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack I like it when My hair is poofy I like it when You slip me a roofy I like it when You've got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack I wanna be a hippie But I forgot how to love It's hard to be a garbage man When a sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless But I'm feeling so uptight Put your mama in a headlock baby And do it right Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack Who's got the crack