Tales Of The Arizona Highway Patrol lyrics

Snoozin' in ma cruiser by the side of the Arizona Highway Jesus on my shoulder and my 44. revolver by ma side Tearing down the blacktop in ma souped-up jailbait Mustang Sucking on a brewski with my stick-shift throttle open wide Yee-haa ! I spy a young offender with her mind on crossing my county Get your ass out the car and your hands up on the hood just fine Well officer I'm sorry but I'll have to call my daddy Cos he's the state attorney and your redneck ass is mine Fetch me a doughnut, boy - a chocolate doughnut