Jesus Christ Was An Only Child lyrics

Jesus Christ was an only child Went to the river And he drank and he smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should've insured that planet Before it crashed Working hard to make that Internet cash Work your fingers to the bone Sitting on your ass I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now Penny found out while her hair was styled You should hide your kids While the dogs run wild Jesus Christ was an only child Went to the river And he drank and he smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should've killed that boy Before he even had Penny found out while her hair was styled You should hide your kids While the dogs run wild