All My Friends Are Drunk lyrics

Well this was their idea To drag me to this bar To get you off my mind They said we got your back 'Cause that's what buddies do We're gonna have a real good time And we won't let you call her We won't leave you alone Now I'm sittin' by myself staring at my phone And all my friends are drunk The band is too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk Yeah, all my friends are drunk They're bouncin' quarters in a glass Harassing all the girls And ain't it just my luck That their all singing out of tune To your all time favorite song Man, this party sucks And all my friends are drunk The band is too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk All my friends are drunk It ain't even 10:30 yet And all my friends are drunk The band's just too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk Yeah this was their idea To drag me to this here bar To get you off my mind