Corporal Clegg lyrics

Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg He won it in the war in 1944 Corporal Clegg had a medal too In orange, red, and blue He found it in the zoo Dear, dear were they really sad for me? Dear, dear will they really laugh at me? Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin? Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain He's never been the same No one is to blame Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream From Her Majesty the Queen His boots were very clean Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin? Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg