Anything But Paris lyrics

Robots, monkeys, air-o-planes The Mississippi, London, Spain A newborn kitten, Charlie Brown Some Eskimos and a Lincoln Town Car Pork chop sandwiches, Apple iPhone Jimmy Carter, baseball, Sno Cones Chocolate, diapers, sushi, NASCAR Wal-Mart, Buddha, Kenya, tadpoles CHORUS This song's not about Paris Hilton Anything but Paris Hilton We don't care what she's doing And we don't care where she's been So this song's not about Paris Hilton Anything but Paris Hilton We won't say nothing 'bout her Even if we say her name Fuzzy bunnies, 3-D glasses Money, privilege, spoiled rotten Chimichangas, suspended license Boob job, public temper tantrum Celebutarded, homemade sex tape Zsa Zsa for the new millenium Daddy's money, nasty skank A lazy-eyed attention whore CHORUS