Airport Hotel lyrics

Well, since you blew the challenge And we're not allowed to tell We'll get it all expenses paid at Airport hotel The pillows the foam, baby Or the food on the phone Will lead toblerone So don't cry For breakfast they have bagel Cream cheese but no luck A mini pack of cereal Make a bowl out of the box The pool so carini, baby The towel so teen No life guard to be seen We could die No job, no kids, no Flanders Choice a bar, soap or bath gel Small ketchup friends with tiny mustard airport hotel Now that I've shown you, baby They'll leave us alone, baby Toilets California don't know why