My Room (feat. James Austin Johnson & Mikey Day) lyrics

I've got the perfect bedroom I've got the perfect bed I've got a purple phone with the curly cord right beside my head I've got a lava lamp and boy-band posters on the wall I've got a beanbag chair, and I've got a disco ball I've got my glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling I've got my mood ring that tells me how I'm feeling I've got a TV built in VHS I love my bedroom, it's the best The only problem is I'm in a zoo on the bug-people planet Zoo on the bug-people planet Every day, when the Sun comes up The bug people come and look at me They let the zoo members come in first Then the older bugs get in for free They watch me through my boy-band posters Beady eyes all in a row Then they sit on bleachers while I use the toilet When I flush, they clap like it's the dolphin show I love my perfect bedroom And I know it's an artificial human habit-habit-habitat In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that Made a room for me, I've never felt so free There's a bug who always protests I can tell he's got a big heart Once, a baby fell in my room And they shot me with a tranquilizer dart Now, I don't have a lot of movies A League of Their Own is the only one And they couldn't get a real copy So they had to make a bug-people one There's no crying in Earth-ball! I think they did a really good job Every night, when the bugs go home I'm left in my room and I'm all alone I stare at the stars and think I might faint And that's when they bring me a potential mate Ah! Hi, I'm Alan, haha Not quite sure how I got here, but I, uh, I think they want us to reproduce No, no Totally, I'm not ready, either Uh, we'll get to know each other first, then reproduce Not interested Makes sense, well, uh, it was nice meetin' ya Oh, here comes the claw, ah! Well, we tried, buddy, haha What now? A life of luxury in the royal palace? I love my perfect bedroom And I know it's an artificial human habit-habit-habitat (artificial habitat) In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that Made a room for me, I've never felt so free