Metaphorically Screw You lyrics

All you can eat On all you can feast All that can be really Cheaply played All a noise of nothing But scheming You are deftly swayed Vigorously splayed Metaphorically screw you All you can eat On all you can feast Tongue-lashed till you're Fucking swayed There's a sea of impenetrable Jargon to submerge Those pauper's graves If you please in triple-speak A clammy helping global hand What it means in triple speak: Yanked down a yawning crevasse All you can eat, on all you can feast You're crammed with triple-speak Not a trickle through the floodgates The dumping ground of fabled Inclusion can't dissuade The deftly swayed Based on need in triple speak They've metaphorically screwed you