Song of Jams lyrics

Got to get the pandemonium And that means all pans and pots Clear the way! I need to make room To make jam and to make lots What was on the garden patches What grew on the tree I got Made from it some mix-and-matches Put it all in one big pot I’ll add carrots for some nice zest To the Portobello jams But the juiciest and sweetest Will be pinecones and the yams! I peek in, and as I'm looking At the weird brew, I yell Now I know what’s really cooking! I am in a jam, as well!