The Happy Soldier lyrics

I've been thinking Why don't we Jump onboard some gunship And sail away to sea And if I'm seized by enemy Of any kind I don't mind They'll be sorry Wait and see The SAS will rescue me I've been thinking I'm so bored What a life to live and die By the silver sword And if I'm crashed on stormy seas The darkness falls and all I see Is a desert island That's ok I'll use the stars to find my way If I'm drifting to no-man's land GHQ will lend a hand And there's nothing king and country wouldn't do for me