Magic Toenail lyrics

I have a magic toenail I keep it on my foot Its always there to rescue me It has the cutest cuticle Free of all disease As toenails go, Its really quite extra-ordinary Thank you, thank you Thank you magic toenail I love my magic toenail Its magical and good, Sometimes i'll take my magic toenail to lunch And give it a sandwich Because it likes to eat the sandwiches Thank you, thank you Thank you magic toenail I love you magic toenail