Big Dictionary lyrics

You got the right pronunciation But you got the meaning all wrong It's my, my first edition Revise it if you like, but just remember It's a young man's book of bones There's more to me than the words I read Is it a language that's new to you If you open your eyes instead of your legs I wouldn't have to spell it out for you She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z When she puts her hands on my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary Thesaurus girl you've ever seen Can you ride my composition It's a tongue in cheek religion That I simply just made up Maybe it's my, my superstition You don't love me for my rhyme Well, you know that's just my luck There's more to me than the words I read Is it a language that's new to you If you open your eyes instead of your legs I wouldn't have to spell it out for you She just loves me for my big dictionary She wants my vocabulary Complete from A to Z When she puts her hands on my big dictionary Mary, Mary's quite contrary Thesaurus girl you've ever seen Hey there, sunflower If I was to let your fingers do the walking Through my Yellow Pages Would you know what they mean Oh yes, I would I know I would And between them I'll read