The Truth About Snow-White lyrics

Ten dwarfs walking whistling, singing joking, bouncing making noise ten? ... ten had some drinks after work now they're heading towards home But they're in for a big surprise, they're about to meet snow-white red lips white skin black hair snow-white has flirt bit, bint, wench fairy-whore snow: white blood: red heart: black snow-white has minx, slut slag, tart fairy-whore One dwarf had a heart-attack he couldn't face the mess another having no more weed spiralled in deep depressions three and four killed each other in a jealous fury number five, with other tendencies escaped to find his prince Meanwhile, comatose, happy in a dwarf's warm bed: snow-white! red lips white skin black hair snow-white has flirt bit, bint, wench fairy-whore snow: white blood: red heart: black snow-white has minx, slut slag, tart fairy-whore After years of subserviance they were close to death a pathetic prince appeared with gleeful number five in tow snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls seduced the man; of course eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince she left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess red: red white: white black: black ebony snow: snow blood: blood fairy whore Seven dwarfs walking whistling, singing joking, bouncing, making noise they all recovered very quickly once surrounded by their friends they hired a retired sorceres as protection for their home just in case another day snow-white comes along Meanwhile, comatose, happy in his bed: the prince! red lips white skin black hair snow-white has flirt bit, bint, wench fairy-whore