The Show Must Go On lyrics

Your mother is a lunatic You think you've left the oven on You find out there's no Santa Claus You're doggy can't remember you You want to move up to Vermont You just ran out of underwear Your prescription won't renew You just ran into your ex The handyman was very rude Your landlord just evicted you It't cosy by the fireplace You really have to blow your nose It must, it must, it must go on