Tequila lyrics

One shot, two shot, three tequila floor, Cowboy bouncer's 'bout to bowl me out the door Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool That worms got a kick like a tennessee mule Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me Tequila goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast Tequila great big buzz in a lil bitty glass Tequila glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time Mexicali, blue agave, fire in a bottle Too much cabo wabo do the cucaracha wobble You think by now a drinkin man would learn You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm