Why Do I Love You? lyrics

You stay up late, make my back sore, You always scream when you want more, You throw your food upon the floor So why do I love you? Oh, why do I love you? Why do I love you? I wonder what the answer is? Oh, why do I love you? Every night you kick and fight, You're immature. You're impolite. If you had teeth, I know you'd bite, So why do I love you? You scream, you cry, you yell, you shreik. I wish that you'd learn how to speak. Your temper tantrums last a week. So why do I love you? I wonder why you are upset? Why is your diaper always wet? You pooh and pee on me and yet Oh why do I love you?