Staple Remover lyrics

I really hate when i do see Those staple removers break on me I should just use the claws of my kitty When you look at them they seem nice In all actuality they really are trife In development they weren't put under the knife It happens the same way every time The piece of plastic on top is the crime When it cracks around the rivets, that's not fine They need to make an all steel staple remover That would solve the problems of our day When the plastic ones break, I feel like a loser The more metal involved makes thing's okay