Jack+Wife lyrics

Jack's sprat, he ate no fat And his wife would eat no lean Contrary to popular opinion It was hard to keep something in-between One day when Jack came home He said, Honey, you been acting kinda mean She said: I'm sorry, Jack But it's time that I have to leave Please don't let me go 'Cause I feel so alone Why didn't you water the vegetables? You're the only one that eats them, it's disgusting! I hate it when I get home, and you didn't clean the hardwood I hate it when you pee on the floor! You leave dirty tampons all over the house! At least I'm fertile! I hate how you criticize my diet Even though you've never ever tried it There was a day when I wanted to have your babies But, as of lately, you haven't even laid me We both sing songs about a saying we never did But you don't appreciate my mood This is not a fairy tale, and it's time that I'm going away