My Name Is Mud lyrics

My name is Mud My name is Mud Not to be confused with Juan, Elvira, or Ned. My name is Mud Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue And I can barely tie my shoes I've got my pride Most the time But I still drink my wine I don't know why I guess you hate this song That's why my name is Mud My name is Mud My name is Mud If you decide to ever rewrite this song Or call me a "spat" Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat My name is Mud My name is Mud Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-MUD. My name is Mud