Cannabis College 가사

Registration starts at 8 Don't be late or else That's 8 as in the evening time Class begins at 9 or 12 We'll study each and every flower Per credit hour Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme And if you grow your knowledge tree Hydroponically Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes You'll be curing common glaucoma Convinced you're acing physics You'll be setting quite a fine example Coring apples and carving cans You passed your first exam You can take your notes and tokes Of signals made of smoke No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory? Tell me have you met Professor Chong He's been here who knows how long His lectures often study classics From Northern Cal to Oregon Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre And Dark Side of the Moon And Purple Haze And some randoms buy Pat Boone With THC Ph. D's A BA in euphoria Avoid the military Minoring in paranoia Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20 Get the blunted edge A certificate that says I made it through college