The Gospel Truth I 가사

You go girls We are the muses Goddesses of the arts And proclaimers of heroes Heroes like Hercules Honey, you mean Hunk-ules! Woo, I'd like to make some sweet music Our story actually begins long before Hercules Many eons ago Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept Woo, sing it girlfriend! But then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its track And that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish Yeah, baby Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth On Mount Olympus, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth Though, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth