D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2 가사

Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any darn kid But when we mention the v-e-t well he darn near flips his lid Like s-h-o-t shot or w-o-r-m worm Ahh there's a word that makes him s-q-u-i-r-m squirm His q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today Since he bit the v-e-t and he chased him plumb away Well it caused me and my wife to have a big fight And both of them bit me they did Now I'm going to get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e Why should'nt I they're in season this year The q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today Both my wife and my little ole dog will soon get hauled away So I spell out all of these words so my dog can't hear I must admit my dog is acting q-u-e-r quer Go away puppy now just leave me alone You're actin' that way again you're q-u-e-r quer Get off my leg now puppy leave me alone Crazy little dog