I Wanna Be a Stormtrooper 가사

I gotta get off this planet Tatooine is such a hellhole Why the hell do I even bother? I ain't got no future here I probably spend the rest of my life here Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople Or repairing droids for pocket change Fending off the sand-people Poor sand-people Look what they've been reduced to I bet with a little education and a home world They could make something out their lives But nothing will ever get better Here in grimy cut hole of space I should join The Empire I know there evil an all But they're a good kinda evil The uniforms are way cool And they get to travel and most of us don't And chicks dig Stormtroopers Big time Their like Intergalactic rock stars Stormtroopers get laid men, but not me If I want a little love, I got to hitch a ride to Mos Eisley 50 cents for a wookie prostitute 50 seconds pleasure And 50 years of regret Wookie love is pointless My life is pointless I gotta get ya of this planet