Camp Granada 가사

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops rainning I went hiking with Joey Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner All the counselours hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses Now I don't want, this should scare you But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promisse I'll not Make noise Or mess the house with Other boys Oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah How is my precious little Bruddah? Let me come home, if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me Just a minute, it stopped hailing Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's bettah Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!