Soluble 가사

I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would be quite bad I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would make me sad (So sad) If I found that I was soluble It would be a pain I couldn't go outside you see If it began to rain If I woke up soluble I'd have to shake and cower In abject terror every time That I walked past the shower I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would be quite bad I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would make me sad (So sad) I'd probably lose all my friends For they would point and laugh At how I was quite terrified Of going near a bath I'd hate find I'm soluble I'd effervesce and bubble If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would be quite bad I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would make me sad (So sad)